Hello, I would like to thank everyone who attended the April 12th rally — our numbers weren’t as good as previous and one of the major reasons was that we tried to limit the LULZ from the protest and we will NOT let this happen again.

The upcoming event on May 10th will follow the popular pattern of both a march and a protest but we need to turn up the LULZ during the whole event. The goal is to make these events as fun as humanely possible.

The March has one function; Inform people of our activities and goals (Scientology’s crimes) — While getting people on our side with our loud, colourful energetic parade.

Remember, After over 3 large and purely peaceful protests including dancing, singing and free hugs with not ONE act of violence or threat, Scientology cannot persist to call us Cyber-Terrorists.

By simply rocking up and having a great time, we’re going to generally annoy the COS because they are powerless… The COSs methods of subversion are useless — The police have been very supportive and we’re having a GREAT time.

Can you please help with as many of the following as possible (Rules Apply):

• INVITE ALL YOUR FRIENDS AND ACTUALLY ROCK UP. (We want to have a great time with all our friends)
• READ UP and wear a suit or be colourful and have a mask. (GFs are available on this very website)
• Print off folded flyers to hand out. (Be handed out on request)
• Design signs with large font. (Must be obvious we do not support the COS)
• Design any form of viral marketing (Badges and stickers)
• Bring Food and water, cakes, pizza and lollies.
• Bring Tiny amps and Ipods for music and dancing. (Keep up the LULZ and the general morale)

We also need to complete the mass mail out project (this should be done a few weeks after May 10th).

P.S. During the last Mini-Raid, A couple were under the belief we were actually scientologists. This works for us and makes me LUL hard because people are aware of how crazy they are. Keep this up, Stay on Target, We’re winning the battle.. :D

P.P.S Don’t forget to pre-order your copy of Battletoads to recieve your free strap.

Categories: May 10th Protest