All Hands on Deck for Operation Sea Arrrgh!

June 6, 2008 6:08 pm by mrDogfud

It’s may be hard to believe it Anonymous, but here we stand at the brink of our fifth protest against the cult of Scientology. Our message is slowly filtering through:

  • tax exempt status is for non-profit/charity organisations, not greedy cults
  • Scientology policies of ‘Fair Game’ and ‘Disconnection’ deserve a Governmental inquiry
  • the definition of ‘religion’ needs to be altered to ensure protection of the human rights of those in a religion, or leaving a religion

Clearly we do not present radical or extreme views. When given the opportunity to examine for themselves, the public understands this too. Our movement can only grow. But it’s up to all of us to get out and show our numbers, on the streets, this Saturday June 14 at 2pm for Operation Sea Arrrgh! All hands on deck!!

For the n00bs (or to refresh), here’s some recommended items to bring on the day:

  1. A fun attitude (and your friends)
    we need music & lulz & dancing & chants & more lulz
  2. Masks (and black clothes/suits, where possible)
    if u can’t locate a guy fawkes mask, there are plenty of El Cheapo masks in various stores, or become a t-shirt ninja for the day
  3. Pirate booty
    hats, eye patches, balloon swords
  4. Signs
    think: short, legible message about our protest against Scientology
  5. Flyers (or Cards, Brochures, Info Disks etc)
    print em out, photocopy them, cut them out, burn em off: give em out
  6. Food/water
    caek, chocolate dubloons, lollies - water is a must & consider a crazy straw or plan HOW TO drink with your mask on
  7. A backpack or greenie bag might help you too

AND educate yourself about the cause, so you can answer any Qs you might get about the Sea Org or other Scientology related stuff.

Good training video for New Anonymous:

Yarrr let’s make the maiden voyage of the Sea Arrrgh a total lulz fest!
Give people something to smile about on their Saturday afternoon, while keel-hauling the progress of Scientology in South Australia and beyond the furthest seas! Onwards - yarrr!!!

16 Responses to “All Hands on Deck for Operation Sea Arrrgh!”

Anonymous wrote a comment on June 6, 2008

anonsa.com? lol

can someone make a very explanatory poster? one that you could put on like the boards at uniadelaide or some thing?

mrDogfud wrote a comment on June 6, 2008

i just picked the grammar fritz in the first sentence too - d’oh! all this pirate rum on a friday arvo… yo ho ho ho yarrr!

mrDogfud wrote a comment on June 6, 2008

http://www.anonsa.org/wpg2?g2_itemId=4961

dunno if there are m/any other posters? is that wot u r after?

Anonymous wrote a comment on June 6, 2008

that will do thanks

lol why do people not use png, argh my eyes :P

Anonymous wrote a comment on June 6, 2008

@Anonymous - Because IE sucks balls, thats why.

Why is there no mention of the goddamn Sea Org in this post? that’s what this months theme is. and the NOOBS need to know that.

laq2 wrote a comment on June 6, 2008

LOL true true

mrDogfud wrote a comment on June 6, 2008

‘Why is there no mention of the goddamn Sea Org in this post?’

Feel free to edit or post more stuff - I just wanted to add a ‘what to bring’ list to the front page as loads of n00bs have been asking in the irc

Mr Blue wrote a comment on June 7, 2008

Awwwwww, i wants to drink rum on teh saturday XD

o OOOOOO! how bout those rum cakes XD

tis pirate cake!

psychedeas wrote a comment on June 7, 2008

Hooray for pirate cake!
I bought a whole lot of balloons yesterday and I plan on handing out swords to marchers/the general public. My only problem is that the balloon pump I got is really shitty and I’d really love it if someone had one and would bring it along on the 14th.
I was thinking of writing the names of significant websites on the balloons, like xenu.net and others. Good idea, Yay/nay?

Anonymous wrote a comment on June 8, 2008

sounds fine to me, you bring the stuff, we’ve got no problems handing out balloons. public will love it.

engram wrote a comment on June 8, 2008

Agreed, the idea of handing out ballons with website names is fanatastic idea.

mrDogfud wrote a comment on June 8, 2008

permanent ink ftw

psychedeas wrote a comment on June 9, 2008

Yeah. I’ll have an almighty sharpie on me. Balloon swords with websites on them it is.
Anyone who wants to help me out with them I’ll be the kid in the blue bandana and the Crow mask.

neco wrote a comment on June 9, 2008

sounds good.
ill try to make it but work dosnt finish till 3:30…
im puting up posters anywhere i can to let people know.

talonn wrote a comment on June 10, 2008

It’s looking more and more like I won’t be able to come this time. If so I’ll at least make time to drive past and give my horn a massive blaring.

sp wrote a comment on June 13, 2008

if you want a quick ref of FAQ on the day copy pasta and print http://www.exscientologykids.com/seaorg.html
and take it with you, i’d print it with the address on each page just so it’s easy to show your source

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