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Ready for May?

May 6, 2008 9:20 pm by Snurglewozzle

Hello, I would like to thank everyone who attended the April 12th rally — our numbers weren’t as good as previous and one of the major reasons was that we tried to limit the LULZ from the protest and we will NOT let this happen again.

The upcoming event on May 10th will follow the popular pattern of both a march and a protest but we need to turn up the LULZ during the whole event. The goal is to make these events as fun as humanely possible.

The March has one function; Inform people of our activities and goals (Scientology’s crimes) — While getting people on our side with our loud, colourful energetic parade.

Remember, After over 3 large and purely peaceful protests including dancing, singing and free hugs with not ONE act of violence or threat, Scientology cannot persist to call us Cyber-Terrorists.

By simply rocking up and having a great time, we’re going to generally annoy the COS because they are powerless… The COSs methods of subversion are useless — The police have been very supportive and we’re having a GREAT time.

Can you please help with as many of the following as possible (Rules Apply):

  • INVITE ALL YOUR FRIENDS AND ACTUALLY ROCK UP. (We want to have a great time with all our friends)
  • READ UP and wear a suit or be colourful and have a mask. (GFs are available on this very website)
  • Print off folded flyers to hand out. (Be handed out on request)
  • Design signs with large font. (Must be obvious we do not support the COS)
  • Design any form of viral marketing (Badges and stickers)
  • Bring Food and water, cakes, pizza and lollies.
  • Bring Tiny amps and Ipods for music and dancing. (Keep up the LULZ and the general morale)

We also need to complete the mass mail out project (this should be done a few weeks after May 10th).

P.S. During the last Mini-Raid, A couple were under the belief we were actually scientologists. This works for us and makes me LUL hard because people are aware of how crazy they are. Keep this up, Stay on Target, We’re winning the battle.. :D

P.P.S Don’t forget to pre-order your copy of Battletoads to recieve your free strap.

Ready for April?

March 18, 2008 12:45 am by Snurglewozzle

For Operation Reconnect, and realistically all future endeavors, to work, Anonymous needs to enforce its public image.

The March 15th march was met with a large group of us singing and dancing to Rick Astley and this placed smiles on alot of faces, These memes were only present at the beginning and the end of the march and during the interaction with the general public, our commitment and face was fantastic and we need to keep this up.

We must have a clean respectable front/face for the public – The lulz are great and improve the moral and spirit of our group but should be consider an IN-JOKE as we move forward. Our goals must be set in stone and our methods enforced- To successfully get positive media attention, new members, and mature support.

I would like to see EVERYBODY in suits. – I would like to see EVERYBODY holding fliers and talking to the public. I would like to see public speeches. I would like to see us meeting in more public places (front of the Parliament House?). I would like to see us being loud proud and kickin’ rad!

Remember what we’re doing as Anonymous is new, it’s innovative and more importantly it’s interesting. People are stopping and people are paying attention. This is what we want. Putting myself outside of the movement for a moment I’m willing to admit that I would stop and pay attention to a group of purported Internet terrorists who are dancing and eating cake before I would glance a second time at a group of dour faced picketers.

The next march is a long-way away and we need to prepare ourselves – We need to get in contact with families – Can the admins please setup a “reconnect@anonsa.org” and let people contact us because I expect our efforts have gotten the attention of the families already. (Admin Edit: Email address created, reconnect@anonsa.org)

Thanks to everyone involved – PLEASE comment about this with ideas and opinions.

Dear Scientology: “When I leave here today, I’m free to spend time with any friend/family member/loved ones I choose. ARE YOU?”

Thanks to SA forums for some copy/paste

New to Anonymous? Read this :)

March 11, 2008 12:32 am by Snurglewozzle

Who are Anonymous?

Anonymous are a masked collective with a strong opposition to Scientology’s practices and tactics recently crystallised on highly trafficked on-line forums, with some outspoken critics of Scientology gathering under the heading of “Anonymous.” We come from many different occupations, faiths and walks of life, this loose conglomeration of grass roots activists has grown exponentially to include ex-Scientologists, long-time cult researchers, and concerned citizens from all walks of life. The movement is now focusing its efforts on off-line activities, including this global wave of protests at Scientology centres around the globe, as well as the lobbying of lawmakers to revoke Scientology’s tax-exempt status around the world.

Where do you get your orders? Who is your leader?

The concept that is most difficult for non-Anonymous to understand is the lack of leadership and the amount of ideological diversity within the ranks of Anonymous. Remember Anonymous is just a label, without requirements, anyone can be Anonymous. Anonymous represents all ages, all faiths, all nationalities, all political stances, all levels of computer literacy. We have no leaders, no managers, no headquarters or centralized meeting place. Imagine Anonymous as this enormous, free-form group of tens of thousands of Anonymous individuals. Each giving support in their own way, be it handing out flyers, making YouTube videos, talking on-line or protesting in the streets.

Every member of Anonymous participates only as much as they wish and is involved based on their ability or will. Anyone can be Anonymous simply by adopting the name for themselves.

What got Anonymous interested in Scientology?

We are not opposed to the beliefs of Scientology but we are strongly opposed to the corrupt, cultish and insidious methods of the Church of Scientology that not only lies to, intimidates and harasses both its members and those that oppose it but also distorts law and the meaning of religion to its own ends while seeking to censor and interrupt our cherished online freedom. As such we have galvanised ourselves to expose the Church of Scientology for the malign influence on society that it truly is.

The Church claims that Anonymous are a group of religious bigots, motivated by hate. Our activities and protests are not directed at the church and its followers but purely at the organisation that runs and operates the church and against the gross human rights violations that have been committed against parishioners and critics during it’s troubled history.

Anonymous are protesting globally against the criminal actions of Scientology – The maltreatment of members, blackmail of ex-members, assault and harassment of critics and mysterious deaths and suicides connected with the church.

Why are we wearing masks?

At the moment, most activists are electing to stay masked and anonymous while protesting in public, as Scientology has a well-documented history of bringing litigation, harassment and slander upon its critics. Physical and verbal assault occurred against members of Anonymous during our last protests.

Scientology policy labels all critics as “fair Game” and actively encourages followers to deceive, lie and injure them without impunity. Anonymous has experienced “Fair Game” retaliation tactics and we’re protecting ourselves in a very public way.

About our protests!

These protests are entirely peaceful and designed to increase public awareness of the various unethical practices of the CoS, while simultaneously demonstrating public support for any members of the Church who are too afraid to leave.

Scientology, like all religions, is a belief system, a way of perceiving and decoding the world around us. Anonymous completely supports for ideals of free speech and freedom of religion – this is precisely the reason why these protests are taking place.

Tell me more about the church of Scientology!

Low-level practitioners of this “religion” are basically using mild hypnosis for self-help. They want to better themselves, and who could blame them? As you move up the ladder, though, each step costs more and more money, and along come more outlandish claims (”Scientology can cure arthritis/polio/cancer” “Aliens enslaved us 75 million years ago”). If you can’t get to the next step on the ladder, it’s your fault and you have to pay more to try again. This pyramid scheme costs over $350,000 to reach the highest point of the Church.

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